What, that's not what they intended?
Because sometimes someone leaves a heart at your place that doesn't belong to you but you're not wild about giving it back.
Every page of this cookbook is a big ol' lasagna noodle that you cook into dinner when you're done reading it. Delicious genius!
When I woke up someone had replaced my pizza with this rock? How did that happen?
They're good for more than just warming your feet!
I'd rather watch this dough than a belly dancer's belly rolls any day. Dance, pizza, dance!
Your vibrato is not helping this pizza taste less like cardboard, bro.
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