You better hope you haven't eaten any pork lately or there's gonna be a hell of a battle in your belly.
You pay with leaves, this is what you get. Leaves for leaves!
I always wished I could keep a ring pop on all day without it getting all linty and nasty but it just doesn't work.
Baby, you don't look so hot in monochrome. I've lost my appetite.
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