Get some pockets, already.
Pick your poison.
Just like mom candies look just like quaaludes!
Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!
Watch out, if you replace smokes with carrots 1:1 you may just turn orange.
When I was a kid we ate candy and drank fruit punch. WTF, I don't even know.
Hey, I was smoking to curb my appetite, what is this crap?