Christmas in July

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Christmas in July
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It's not time for gingerbread, but this little meat house and mozzarella snowman are perfect for summertime.

You Sneaky Jerk

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You Sneaky Jerk
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Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

Thanks For the Leftovers Baby Jesus!

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Thanks For the Leftovers Baby Jesus!
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Boxing Day Sandwich AKA Christmas Leftover: Ham, Dark Meat Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Green Beans, Sweet Potato Pie, Cranberry Sauce, Santa's Cookies, Candy Canes, On a Dinner Roll.

Exterminate!

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Exterminate!
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An army of delicious fat men dressed as fruit, I don't trust them.

Trim the Tree With Pork Products

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Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!

Where Do You Want This Thing?

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Where Do You Want This Thing?
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The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.