It's not time for gingerbread, but this little meat house and mozzarella snowman are perfect for summertime.
Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!
Boxing Day Sandwich AKA Christmas Leftover: Ham, Dark Meat Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Green Beans, Sweet Potato Pie, Cranberry Sauce, Santa's Cookies, Candy Canes, On a Dinner Roll.
An army of delicious fat men dressed as fruit, I don't trust them.
Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!
The delivery urchins are always a little early with my sad bird.
What, no tinsel made of anchovies? Amateurs.
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