You've worked so hard, you deserve some noodles.

Grandma, make me a chow mein sweater?

I mean, I guess if you REALLY hate getting grease on your fingers...

He keeps sneaking into my silverware drawer and tricking me!

I'm always losing one of my chopsticks AND never have a weapon on hand when I need one. All my problems have been solved!

Do you think it's possible to pack a whole bunch of MSG into a cake to make it even more like the fake Chinese food it portrays?

That's a fresh one!