All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!
You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.
Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.
I didn't realize tortilla chips had such powers of refraction.
Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!
Gives new meaning to "If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat!"
You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.
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