All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!
You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.
Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.
I didn't realize tortilla chips had such powers of refraction.
Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!
Gives new meaning to "If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat!"
You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
Wanna Make Your Anime Creepy? Just Add Avocados.
Don't Lie Now!
These are Disney's 5 Most Horrific Deaths
Time to Give Up on Humanity
Cone Of Shame? You Mean My Perfect Water Feeder!
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Harry Shearer May be Leaving The Simpsons, but Maybe This ...
Just Had to Play the Race Card
Ryan Reynolds and Deadpool Make-A-Wish
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more