Dashing Headwear!

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bald,chip,dorito,hat,head,theater,tortilla chip
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All bald men should adopt this look. It's jaunty, fresh, young, and people will be so hungry around you they won't notice your shiny pate!

Oh Too Bad Mate

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car,chip,fry,glass,note,tape,windshield
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You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.

Witness Your Own Death

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chip,Death,dogs,face,horror,no
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Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

Dark Side of the Snack

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album cover,chip,Dark Side of the Moon,nachos,pink flloyd,prism
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I didn't realize tortilla chips had such powers of refraction.

Work For it!

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booze,chip,chocolate,drink,hammer,snack,whiskey
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Chocolate! You are between me and my booze, prepare to die!

Serious Snacking on the Go

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bowl,bread,chip,edible,hat,salsa
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Gives new meaning to "If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat!"

You Can Run, Salad Man, But You Can't Hide!

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cheese,chip,corn,face,man,salad
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You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.

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