So you can take the cookie and stick it in your moooouth! Stick it in your mooooouth!
Excuse me waiter, this burger is a little too chewy.
I hope those noodles are al dente or Chewy won't be chewy enough.
Via: Skull Swap http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/977953518
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