No reason breakfast shouldn't be patriotic.

All the Olympics you need is at ROFLympics!

Yo, your life is CRAZY bro! Cereal in a bathtub? WHAAAAAAAT?

Just give me the box, this is ridiculous.

I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.

You'll bow in subservience to its mystical flavor.

A bag of oats, twigs and crunchy dried berries does not deserve such an exclamation.

I knew there was a reason I never trusted that damn bunny.