Throw Them at Your Friends!

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Throw Them at Your Friends!
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My friends are basically all pigs who steal my eggs anyway. They deserve it.

Diet Dynasty

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Diet Dynasty
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Ming soda cans: Significantly more affordable than vases.

Traitor!

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Traitor!
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He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!

Itty Bitty Pop

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Itty Bitty Pop
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Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.

Bang the Tins

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Bang the Tins
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Though noble, your recycled music sounds like ass.