This should keep me awake for days!
R2 is here to get your morning buzz going.
Brewking also gives you the ability to play Pokemon for days on end!
This needs to be a part of an intricate Rube Goldberg-type contraption with loud noises, bright lights and a mechanism to shake the bed. Then I'll get up.
Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.
Stop hiding caffeine in chocolate. Just chew on some coffee and call it good.
Only the man of steel can drink coffee all day without the jitters.
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