I make a great snack! I'll even sing you a song while you eat me!
That's not vegetable juice, you're not supposed to shake it.
You can find me down in ol' Fondue Lake next to the Baguette Bluff having a snack.
First rule of soap cake, never talk about soap cake.
Considering how often I pee in the tub, I'm not about to drink anyone's fruity bathwater.
It keeps you going, you keep it hot. Win win!
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