Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.
Good old fruit isn't good enough, we need to inject it and wrap it in plastic.
Our latest entry into the what-won't-they-eat-at-state-fairs file. Next year: deep fried dentist's fluoride.
First, keep your fruit flavor far away from my pizza. Second, please don't make my pizza chewy. Third, I just really want a pizza please.
You better derp that before it all melts!
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