Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.

Good old fruit isn't good enough, we need to inject it and wrap it in plastic.

Our latest entry into the what-won't-they-eat-at-state-fairs file. Next year: deep fried dentist's fluoride.

First, keep your fruit flavor far away from my pizza. Second, please don't make my pizza chewy. Third, I just really want a pizza please.

You better derp that before it all melts!