That taste sad together.

Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.

There aren't enough dishes that incorporate ham stars in my regular cooking rotation.

Come on, I'm working here! This is no place for such offensive material!

Can I at least get some melted cheese or ranch dressing? A boy's gotta have standards.

If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.

The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.