Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.
It's the tastiest land in the universe! Condiments forever!
Alex, we thank you for the bounty of thy meats and the blessings you bestow upon the processing plant and the curing vats, Amen.
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