The Colonel Arrives

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The Colonel Arrives
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Let me perform for you the dance of my chicken people.

Dr. McCoy Teapot

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Dr. McCoy Teapot
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Someone had to drill through Bones' bones to make a teapot out of his head. The least you could do is pretend to enjoy your oolong.

Breakfast for Heathcliff

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Breakfast for Heathcliff
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No, not the sardonic Wuthering Heights character, the cartoon cat who eats fish bones. That's the extent of my cultural learning.

Make a Wish

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Make a Wish
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I wish for someone to kill this thing with a shoe. SPIDER! KILL IT!11