Batman doesn't mess around with non-branded meals. Hit the link below to see what he eats at every meal.

That thing has gotta be super awkward on land. I'd imagine a lot of his vicious confidence diminishes when you all just stand around and point and laugh.

Warning, there are some swears pertaining to nuts, berries, veganism and fake cheese made of nuts.

My brunch shirt has lots of give. More room for mimosas!

I don't have time to wait for this fruit bowl, it'll take hours to cross the table.

Captain America's mom is always embarrassing him on the 4th of July.

Do not fall to the tyranny of waffles! Belgium is trying to hide it's nefarious deeds under the cloak of American patriotism. FIGHT!