Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?
Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.
If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.
Ooh ooh, now do a Pterodactyl!
I hate peppers, but if you convince me there is something delicious like a banana in there, I'm sold!