It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!

The master of disguise never manages to keep his mask on for more than 10 minutes or so. Lay off the costume snacks, bro.

Little guy manages to get through life just fine without flippers.

Just make sure your little ham is wearing his parka and mittens when you put him to the task.

Takes up as much room as a regular toaster, toasts a quarter the amount of bread.

With so many grabby little arms, how would you even get this thing into your mouth?