Mars Ball

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Mars Ball
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It's like a big ol' pile of diabeetus!

Bacon Mask

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Bacon Mask
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The master of disguise never manages to keep his mask on for more than 10 minutes or so. Lay off the costume snacks, bro.

I'll Have the Seal Au Gratin

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I'll Have the Seal Au Gratin
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Little guy manages to get through life just fine without flippers.

Ice Cream for Hamsters

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Ice Cream for Hamsters
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Just make sure your little ham is wearing his parka and mittens when you put him to the task.

Least Efficient Toaster Ever

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Least Efficient Toaster Ever
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Takes up as much room as a regular toaster, toasts a quarter the amount of bread.

Octopus Ball

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Octopus Ball
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With so many grabby little arms, how would you even get this thing into your mouth?