This genius of a Burger King employee thought it would be HILARIOUS to stand in the lettuce that YOU eat and put the photo on the internet! Then he got fired! take note, internets!

Stick to making lols and leave the baking to the rest of us.

What, babies don't like hot saus?

Are the spiders at least coated in cool ranch powder?

You interrupted an episode of a remake I didn't even know existed for a Subway commercial? If I even knew what channel this was on I'd feign outrage!

I like my snacks hard like rocks! Like a real man!

And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.