It's never too early to start planning for Halloween.

Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.

All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!

SQUASH ALL THE FOODS!

I want to hire this guy to make cotton candy outside my house all day every day.

Tell me again why every cake I eat isn't animated?

You'll only get one or two shots out of this before it starts to disintegrate, but that should hold you until you get to the cabinet and just pour yourself a coffee mug full.

Slightly not safe for work due to a naughty word.