I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
I have a feeling all that red dye would make my insides as angry as the bird.
Angry birds made of turkey? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.
Seriously you guys, this time, THIS TIME it's ON! Summon the giant eagle!
Today is the day, after I drink my coffee I'm taking all the pigs down.
People, the birds mean business. I don't know if you understand the gravity of the situation at hand here.