So absorbent! So fizzy!

I'll take a Whopper over a Lohan any day.

Hey waffle, I know you want a ride, you can just ask.

That thing better be stuffed to the gills with butter or I want my money back.

Come to me, big boy!

Buy your baby a can of meat paste today!

Yes, of course, after many months in a sealed can, why wouldn't a cheeseburger look as fresh and succulent as ever?