Give the kids the sugar they crave and NEED. No problem!
Except for the burrito child of course.
I could totally see being covered in cheese if you're paying me $10/minute. Expect my email shortly, sir!
G is for green. U is for unrelated.
Bear abs. That is all.
Usually we require that our vegetables come to the table wearing pants. Improper giant attire!
News flash buddy, that's not butter you were covered in the day you were born but if that's what makes you happy, let's roll with it.
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