Oh god, eat it quick!
It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.
Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.
I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!
I'd like my lemonade with a side of nightmares please.
It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit!
Big Ronald is watching you.
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