You Want it, You Got it!

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You Want it, You Got it!
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explodingtoothpaste:

Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.

Terrible Conversationalist

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Terrible Conversationalist
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Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.

Is This What I've Become?

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Is This What I've Become?
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I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.

Maybe You'll Make Friends in My Belly!

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Maybe You'll Make Friends in My Belly!
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Cookie has no glucose/simple carb based friends. Such a lonely existence.

Horrific Destruction

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Horrific Destruction
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What's worse, hearing that your nemesis is your father or knowing you'll never get drunk again? I'd say it's a toss up.

Dehydrated Peeps

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Dehydrated Peeps
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Marked down so far? But they look perfectly fine!