Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.
Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.
I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.
Cookie has no glucose/simple carb based friends. Such a lonely existence.
That taste sad together.
What's worse, hearing that your nemesis is your father or knowing you'll never get drunk again? I'd say it's a toss up.
Marked down so far? But they look perfectly fine!
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