My two favorite hometown heroes, J&D's and The Oatmeal have teamed up to bring us what promises to be the best snack food EVAR. Hold onto your butts!

Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

I enjoy a bucket of brains with every movie, personally.

Just fill my fannypack too while you're at it.

Get that popcorn some lasagna already!

That feel when you just watched a horror movie and now everything has a face and is coming to get you.

Thank goodness for sports or we'd have no ridiculous novelty versions of everyday gadgets.