You guys make such a cute couple!
I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.
I totally slipped her my cheese.
Coffee is so delicious it makes out with itself!
This is how I feel on the days where I cheat on my low carb diet.
What does it taste like to eat a kiss? Probably kinda fishy in this case.
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