Orange you glad your skin isn't leaking cake?
Because just getting drunk or high isn't enough on its own.
Send me all the cheese kits please! I'm turning my apartment into a cheese cave!
Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.
Happy Valentine's Day! Meat panties for all of you!
Gold is worthless when you've got the munchies or the playoffs are on.
Stop rhyming about snacks and bring me a bowl of the creamy goodness!
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