You can't make me!
The devil loves a roast.
Bigfoot looks so excited to have his portrait done in jerky. I mean, it's probably his favorite food, right?
These are some strong statements. Make up your mind.
My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
At least we know they'll follow directions.
Look, it comes from a cow (allegedly) what more do you need to know?
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