Let's Have a Party

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Once the size of the orgy grows to more than five participants, it's time to leave the confines of the futon, avoid the carpeted floor, and climb aboard this massive sofa. Plus, the crushed red velvet prevents rug burn.

Valley of the Dolls

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Children should know their place - on a shelf!

The Dream of the '70s

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Crushed velvet is the eternal symbol of opulence. For vampires.

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