Nature will not fail us!
Too little, too late!
It's a long long battle, but I'm fairly certain this tree is going to win in the end. I hope you have a dehumidifier.
The neighbors' aggression has psychically transferred to the plants!
Thanks for making yourself useful, Chair!
If I can get across the scary bridge and up the rickety stairs to bed it will be a real relief and I'll need some serious sleep.
No, tree! Give me my books back!