Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.
You will never accidentally walk into your neighbor's house late at night. Never.
The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!
Never leave a vindictive, bored ten year-old alone in your white house with a crate of office supplies.
How many times would I get distracted and fall down on these stairs? Every time.
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