The difference in width of these haphazardly painted stripes are giving me a headache. Give me symmetry or give me death!
How many times would I get distracted and fall down on these stairs? Every time.
You will never accidentally walk into your neighbor's house late at night. Never.
Never leave a vindictive, bored ten year-old alone in your white house with a crate of office supplies.
Every time I come in here for a drink I end up flat on my back staring at the ceiling.
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