Brush Out the Jams

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Brush Out the Jams
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This is how I imagine rich aging rockers decorate their lavish retirement villas.

Watch the Splash!

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Watch the Splash!
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A television in the kitchen seems like a good idea, just maybe not so close to the sink.

Cabinet Space is Overrated

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Cabinet Space is Overrated
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What do you mean there's no room for a dishwasher? No one ever needs to get under the sink. Look at it this way, if it drains directly INTO the dishwasher it will never clog!

Now, Spit

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Now, Spit
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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

They're All Watching Me

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They're All Watching Me
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Honey, why do we let all these savages camp out in our bathroom?

Down the Trough

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Down the Trough
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Think of all the time you'll spend scrubbing toothpaste off that thing.

One Room to Rule Them All

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One Room to Rule Them All
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Dude it's awesome, I can work out, perfect my hustle and relieve myself all in one room! Why would I ever leave?