I've always wanted to shut something up by stepping on it. This clock is right up my alley.
You look better in the yard anyway.
No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.
Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.
I'm feeling blocky today, I shall sit on only square, uncomfortable furniture.
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
Designed with those in mind for whom spending time upright is simply unbearable.
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