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I've lived with a skateboarder for over six years and obviously it's rubbing off on me. All I can think when I see a roof like this is how much he'd love to skate on it. I need rehab to recover from the skater-brain I caught from my husband.
Just pass the food up through the skylight!
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Snow's not heavy, it's like clouds! My roof is fine. Does it seem damp in here?
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