Dude, it's time for your shift, you've gotta get up, there are customers! They want in the building!
This is a far cry from the mountain vacation rentals of my youth. But where's the hot tub?
I guess feeding these guys is cheaper than a mortgage, it will have to do.
Oh there she is, she just swam over the dining room.
There are alien egg pods all over the city and no one has even noticed.
I've lived with a skateboarder for over six years and obviously it's rubbing off on me. All I can think when I see a roof like this is how much he'd love to skate on it. I need rehab to recover from the skater-brain I caught from my husband.
Green as the hills, sharp as a razor.
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