Buy Dick Clark's Rock House

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Buy Dick Clark's Rock House
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Dick Clark is so over living like the Flintstones. Perhaps it's your turn?

Move to the Lee of the Stone

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Move to the Lee of the Stone
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Timmy is sick, but the harvest is coming! What do we do?!

Ugh, So Rude!

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Ugh, So Rude!
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HEY ROCK, YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW! MOVE IT!

Watch That First Step

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Watch That First Step
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Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.

Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday
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His ex-wife said she always wanted a "big rock." Happy Birthday, witch!

Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?

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Why So Stumpy, Stumpy?
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It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.

Between a Rock and a Home Place

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Between a Rock and a Home Place
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Imagine the temperature-regulating efficiency of the boulders! I'd definitely sacrifice any space at all for a comfortable air temperature.