Honestly, one of my favorite things about these cliffside homes is that you will always be in great shape from taking those stairs all the time! Built-in workout!

Timmy is sick, but the harvest is coming! What do we do?!

Imagine the temperature-regulating efficiency of the boulders! I'd definitely sacrifice any space at all for a comfortable air temperature.

Dick Clark is so over living like the Flintstones. Perhaps it's your turn?

Bears can't climb up here, right? Oh they can? I need to move somewhere that doesn't trigger my melissophobia.

HEY ROCK, YOU MAKE A BETTER DOOR THAN A WINDOW! MOVE IT!

It's like someone left a solitary marshmallow to rot in the woods and some industrious fungus Smurfs moved in.