Oh finally, room for my house staff and servants!
Only six million dollars? No prob- oh. I left my checkbook in my other gold-plated pants.
If only all signals could be made so bluntly.
Some people just aren't cut out for the wilderness, but everyone needs a retreat now and again. All it needs is a "NO BOYZ ALLOUD" sign and I'll move right in.
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