Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!
Let me just go get a baggie.
In my deepest desires, everything in my life is this very shade of yellow. I'd like to perch on that counter and never leave.
Sure, clouds, not cotton candy or popcorn, not at all. Omg I need a snack so bad right now. Never shop for lighting fixtures when you're hungry, amirite?
Ooh, can't you just picture a row of these at different heights along a long hallway? I'd follow them anywhere!
I don't have room for all the iconic furniture of my dreams. I don't even have the shelf space for the scale miniatures. I have found a solution to my problems!
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