Oh what I wouldn't give to be able to push these down into the floor like vertical drawers. Droooool.

GAH! It's like that thing that Beetlejuice's face does out of the view of the camera that scares the crap out of everyone.

Are those drawers full of even more knees? Perhaps you're branching out and getting a few elbows and thumb joints?

This would drive me insane. Having too many places to stash things causes me to lose everything. I'd rather have less storage space so that I'll get rid of stuff I don't need. Just think of all the years worth of junk you could misplace in these endless cubbies?

Now my husband's collection of odd-shaped crap will have a place to live where I don't have to look at it. You know, ski boots, tiny accordians, rusty handguns... dude stuff.

Not nearly as frightening as "The People Under the Stairs," it's more of an instructional piece. It does have black and white montages of people horrified to learn they can't operate simple storage solutions though. That's pretty scary.

Ugh I can never remember which pattern equals sweaters! It's getting cold out, stupid dresser for smart people!