When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?
What good is a garage that doesn't have a door big enough for a car? Just a room to pack full of junk you'll never use.
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This is why it's a good idea to always read signs on doors. Just to be careful.
You'll get a great deal on this place if you can figure out how to move your furniture in.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
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