Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?
Don't worry, they've subtracted the burned portion from the listed square footage. It's like it doesn't even exist!
If you are a woman and wear a size 5 shoe or smaller I think you'll be alright here. Sorry everyone else! You don't get to go upstairs.
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