I'm not here to judge anyone for living in a trailer, I've seen some very nice arrangements in my time. But I am here to say let's not get all habitrail on our homes now, okay?
If She-Ra came from the frigid arctic, I bet she'd have some incredibly chic furs in her closet. I always envied her clothes.
The country, oh how dreary. My heels get wedged in the grass.
Privacy is overrated. I'm already tweeting and Facebooking everything I consume and observe, might as well invite the neighbors to watch TV with me.
Okay so you don't live in a castle. You can at least build a little part of a castle inside for role playing purposes.
Never have I wished to be a little girl again like I do now.
Yes please, I would like to live in a mysterious wee castle that is, in fact, a facade for a sprawling underground structure. Now move along, I have furniture to arrange.
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