When you've only got about four feet of lateral space you have to get creative.
The only way they could numb themselves to the pain of Harry's memory was to drink it away.
I don't have children nor do I plan to, but I could definitely see having a duck-shaped cabinet for my own grown-up purposes. Quack, quack, get in my house!
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.