Stretch Out Under a Palm Tree

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Stretch Out Under a Palm Tree
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Ahhhh, like a tiny, hard beach of my very own.

The Walls are Too Pristine

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The Walls are Too Pristine
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I've been looking for a way to "antique" the paint on my walls. This should bash them up just right.

Hanging Out

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Hanging Out
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By: Not Sara, Sorry

Your friends love you so much for making them feel like they've lost weight! No one can sit on a magic floating bench and still feel fat. I dare you to eat a pan of lasagne and sit on this thing and still complain about your food baby. It's a magic diet bench!

Rest assured that neither Lovely Listing nor the Cheezburger network is paid by the manufacturers of any products we feature nor are we advertising for them. This is just an awesome freaking bench!

Your Daily Bookcase: Saggy Lounger

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Your Daily Bookcase: Saggy Lounger
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Even the mannequin's neck looks uncomfortable. Let's get some pillows all up in this place!

Let's Share a Balanced Meal

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Let's Share a Balanced Meal
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Talk about fostering co-dependence! When one of you has to get up to pee, both of you have to get up to pee. Let's get some healthy boundaries going here.

Care to Watch?

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Care to Watch?
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I always invite my friends into the restroom with me so as to not interrupt the flow of conversation. I'm so glad they have a place to sit.

Genius Bench!

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Genius Bench!
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Finally I can sit without getting hobo pee on me!