Good on you for trying, at least.
Hold on, lemme warm up my caps loc and 1s. ALRIGHT, LETS DO THIS!111111
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
Meybee we can shaek paws an maek up?
Can openerz! Can openerz! Can openerz!
Gawbage disposible, idjit.
Stawp jumping tu conclooshuns!