Now get thee to a better interior designer!

Oh, Richard da Turd. Yoo were kinda da wurst.

Come on, honey! Whutchu waitin for, GODOT?

Jeez, its liek they've nebber eben BEEN inside a car befoar.

I'm sorry, this performance of Hamlet by the All Rodent Shakespearian Players has been cancelled. The cast have all suddenly disappeared and replacements have not yet been found.

We also just received word that their production of 'Pericles' has also been cancelled. Oh darn.

Romeow & Drooliet

Wut a classic tail ob too lubbers.

Basement Cat Dad iz disappoynt Son iz "artistic"

STOP JUDJING MAI ART, DAD.

The off-off-off broadway version of The Lion King

NAAAAAAAAAAAA SUVENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA