Never have I felt so alive...
Happy Thanksgiving, Cheezfrens!
I LIKES seafoods .
Fish awr frens. Nawt food. Nawt always, anneeways.
I am less disturbed by your sense of humor...
...than the fact you own 30 stuffed rats.
Ai guess we're both a couple o weerd-os.
he's not perfect but he's perfect for me
Ai always taek good care ob mai frends.
Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny. No Easter for you this year. Instead, we will have Passover. No more stupid chocolate eggs in baskets. Instead, I will be having chopped chicken liver. You will eat matzoh.
Stoopid bunneh anyways.
Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!
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